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[D]As I did walk by 
Hampstead Faire
I came upon [G]Mo[F]ther 
[G]Goose so I [G]turned 
[F]her [G]loose she 
was [D]screaming
[D]And a foreign student 
said to me
Was it [G]rea[F]lly 
[G]true there are elephants 
and [G]lio[F]ns [G]too 
in Picadilly [D]Circus

[G]Walked down [G/F#]by the 
[Em]bathing [D]pond to 
[C]try and [C/B]catch 
some [C]su[G]n [D]
Saw at least a [G]hundred 
[G/F#]school girls [Em]sobbing 
[D]into [C]hanker[C/B]chiefs 
as [C]on[G]e [D]
I [Dm]don't believe they 
knew I was a [D]schoolboy

And the bearded lady said to me
If you start your raving and 
your misbehaving you'll be sorry
Then the chicken fancy came to play
With his long red beard and his 
sisters wierd she drives a lorry (hmm)

Back down by the putting green 
I popped them in their holes
Four and twenty laborers were 
laboring and digging up their gold
I don't believe they knew that 
I was Long John Silver

Saw Johnny Scarecrow 
make his rounds
In his jet black mac which he 
won't give back stole 
it from a snowman
As I did walk by Hampstead Faire
I came upon Mother Goose so I 
turned her loose she 
was screaming

Walked down by the 
bathing pond 
to try and catch some sun
Saw at least a hundred school 
girls sobbing into 
hankerchiefs as one
I don't believe they knew 
I was a schoolboy